Per usual there are many things this week that have caused me to make the classic I Love Lucian sound of "illlllllllllll". Things that shake me to my core until I realize that life is a giant circus and I give up:
FIRST UP: Justin Bieber's Fashion Week mustache. :( Never a good sign when you can count the individual strands that make up a body of hair. Like Homer Simpson's two strings desperately clinging on, this 19-year-old has successfully made himself look twelve all over again. Head over to The Cut for an in-depthanalysis.
Gird your loins for this one. If Miley's nuditay wasn't upsetting enough, how about Nicolas Cage grinding on the "Wrecking Ball" instead?
This one is more of an "EW WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN EARLIER?" We've been waiting years for another triumphant return by Mz. Spears. Will "Work B**ch" include another trademark phrase ala "It's Britney, bitch"?
Just when Lilo was starting to pick up the pieces her mom went and got a DUI. #SMH #:(
Nicole Kidman got knocked da fu$# down by a paparazzi on a bike! See more pictures here. I'D BE SO MAD.
"EW WHY AM I NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HANDSOME SANDWHICH?"
Is there anything that has rendered YOU speechless this week?
Hollywood was struck with the tragic death of actor Paul Walker on Saturday, who was best known for his leading role in the Fast and the Furious franchise. Paul died in a tragic car accident in Santa Clarita, California after he and a friend slammed into a light pole while driving a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT. He was 40-years-old.
Take a look back at Paul's career. HOLLYWIRE
I decided that my life had taken a turn for the worse, when I was saddened by a scheduling error on the part of Soap Net. I feel a change has to be made when you are watching reruns of The OC everyday at 2pm. So now...I blog.
cutie, jesse eisenberg, pop culture
American Beauty, I enjoy really bad movies more than really good ones sometimes..., Jackie Brown, Rabbit Hole, Showgirls
Favorite TV Shows:
american idol, anthony bourdain: no reservations, bravo!, conan obrien presents: team coco, family guy, larry david, mad men, mtv, oprah winfrey, rupauls drag race, the bad girls club, the simpsons, tim and eric awesome show: great job