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"I feel like we both realize that we're parents and we're in it for our kid. That's made it really easy."
Glad they're gettin' along! Do you miss this emo-centric couple as much as I do?
If you're like me, then you have been following this Amanda Bynes madness day by day. We've all speculated. Drugs? Psychosis? An elaborate Joaqin Phoenix style hoax? As of yesterday when she tweeted this INSANE video, I'm thinking the last one.
"I'm Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D" read the caption for this puzzling video. What the actual hell is going on here? Not since the days of Britney and the umbrella have we seen this level of crazy on display.
Girl also posted some more of our favorite baffling photos:
*BONUS* She reiterated her love for DRAKE:
Are you on board with me thinking this is a master prank? Or do you think we should seriously be concerned?
As you may have heard, this weekend will bring us the event of events: The MTV Movie Awards. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. First things first, Rebel Wilson is hosting, so that guarantees a certain level of awesomeness for the show.
Perhaps a Pitch Perfect performance revisited? We can only hope that there will be some sort of a dance-off between the cast of Pitch Perfect and Fast and Furious 6 (AKA the entire show's attendance.)
Did I mention that Will Farrell will be there? Anything with him + Rebel will be legendary.
I'd also be very interested to see Anna Kendrick perform her K-POP smash hit LIVE.
Oh yeah and fashion wise all I care about is that Rebel wears sweat suits and ghetto-bling the ENTIRE show.
Wait, okay, maybe also I'd like to see a live stage version of a sexy Burberry ad starring Emma Watson and Eddie Redmayne. Too much to ask? Creepy? #YOLO
What are you hopes and dreams for the show?
Tune in to the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday LIVE 9/8c
Oh our poor dear sweet Amanda. Every day when we log into Twitter we can expect something new and worse from our favorite Nick star. Today she protests the media's coverage of her lately and demands that we only use her fine-tuned TwitPics!
On a darker note, she fessed up saying "I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin" :(
Where is this girl's family? It's really sad to see her declining like this over social media, she needs some humans to intervene!
Until further notice these are the pictures that we have to work with:
Are you growing more and more concerned for the girl?
Firstly, I would like to state that I think Sienna Miller is super beautiful and pretty much a style icon at this point but her BF and baby daddy's homeless teen look is really not becoming for her.
While Tom Sturridge, the actor slash Robert Pattinson BFF is 27, Sienna is only 31, but these photos look like a mom who has travelled into the city from Connecticut to get her raggy son back on track.
The couple strolled the streets of NYC, leaving their SO FREAKING ADORABLE 8-month-old daughter Marlowe Ottoline Layng (gaaasp) Sturridge home for nappies.
What do you think? Am I a B or does she seriously look like she is going to ground him for flunking math?
^This is me reading the daily news.
It's only Wednesday and yet so much weird sh*t has happened in Hollywood already. Let's discuss.
First things first, Lindsay Lohan is mysteriously covered in bruises:
Amanda Bynes thinks that switchin' her weave to red will convince us that she has an evil twin out there:
Yep that's right Ryan Cabrera got a Ryan Gosling tattoo. So there's that.
This Vanessa Hudgens video for $$$ex is madness and I dont understand:
Avril WON'T grow up...or go away :/
Did I miss any cray-cray news? What can we make off all this? Is the world ending any day now?
While chatting with British radio station XFM he discussed the stranger gifts he has recieved and went on to say:
"Someone cut their ear off once and sent it to me, that was very strange. A whole ear. The Van Gogh move. The note just said, are you listening? I never knew who it was, who's missing their ear out there. I poked a hole in it and wore it as a necklace!"
Uhm. Pardon me while I go scavange for a barf-bag. All of the Jared Letonators (is that what his fans are called?) out there called him out for LIEZ and their master in command responded with this Instagram:
Are you calling shenanigans on this one? What is actually WRONG with Jared Leto?
When it rains, it pours. Just a couple of days ago I wrote about how Amanda Bynes was actin' a fool in NYC with her weave and her beanie. Last time we checked she had tweeted that Drake was a "hot fellow" and that he was "rocking that incest face"
Well, things have escalated since then:
Nooooo! Whyyyyyy? Maybe a simple "I'd like to get me somma dat!" but giiirl, no need to have him lay your lady-bits to rest! I saw this tweet pop up dozens of times due to the 17 THOUSAND RTs it recieved. If what she's seeking is attention, then its totally working.
Oh yeah she also let us know that she is currently "Twerking out." This could either mean that she's working out, since she's on her quest to weigh 100 pounds or it could mean that she's joining the ranks of Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens who have been twerkin' it up lately.
Do you think Drake will respond to this message?? What can we expect next...?
In case you've been living in a hole or just living a normal life without constant updates from a former Nickelodeon star, just to let you know, Amanda Bynes is publicly having a nervous breakdown as we speak.
The All That cast member of yore has been taking to twitter and Instagram to post photos of her new weave and cheek piercing and they're usually cropped inconveniently and prominantely feature a grimy flash.
She's also been tweeting nonsensical things like "Baby corn & fried tofu" Mmm, okay.
#1 "My first concert was the Spice Girls. I always wanted to be Posh"
#8 "I know how to play the piano and violin."
But then things took a turn for the weird with facts like:
#3 "I went on Accutane and it really helped my skin clear up",
#11 "I gain weight quickly so i need to work out constantly"
#15 "I moved to New York City and I love it! I lost 4 lbs. since I moved. I'm 121 lbs -- my goal is 100 lbs."
Girl is too tall to weigh 100 pounds! Should we be worried?
Oh yeah she's also in love with Drake...but also thinks he has "incest face"?
What do you guys think about Ms.Bynes' beanie-wearin' style? Will she or has she already joined the Lindsay Lohan ranks of crazy?